Project Hail Mary 2026
Directed by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 28/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater (IMAX)
WITH WHO: Tiago and Raul
was a little worried in the beginning but once the GOAT showed up all my qualms washed away!
visually stunning, plot is a bit messy (they skipped a lot of the science talk which was half the fun of the book) with all the back and forth but rocky and graces friendship is one for the ages!!
a bit sad they didnt mention the meburgers </3
Tesis 1996
Directed by Alejandro Amenábar
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 22/03/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
“El Martes murió Figueroa. Lo han encontrado en una sala de proyección, por lo visto sufrió un ataque de asma mientras veía una película.”
”Española, seguro.”
la sequencia de angela y chema en los túneles es CINE
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010
Directed by David Slade
RATING: -----
DATE WATCHED: 21/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Friend's House
WITH WHO: Friends
god i love these movies so much, bella swan they will never make me hate you
#cuddlingwiththeguyyoulikeinfrontofyourfiance
The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009
Directed by Chris Weitz
RATING: -----
DATE WATCHED: 21/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
#teamalice #ilovemyfutureseeingwife #aliceicantreatyouright #somanyjortsomg
Twilight 2008
Directed by Catherine Hardwicke
RATING: -----
DATE WATCHED: 20/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
literally the best worst movie of all time.
im still a little confused on how 8 year old me convinced my christian parents to let me rent the entire saga when i was little LMAO
Your Name. 2016
Directed by Makoto Shinkai
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 20/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
what a privilege it is to watch this wonderful movie in a theater!!!
dont think it affected me as much as the first time i watched it (pretty sure i cried) but it was still such a fun time.
the montage of how they live each others lives differently will always amuse me
Amarga Navidad 2026
Directed by Pedro Almodóvar
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 20/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
CARMEN MACHI JUMPSCARE!!!!
pues me gusto, demasiado meta a ratos, pero creo que los actores lo hicieron bastante bien, y la cinematografía estaba divina
GOAT 2026
Directed by Tyree Dillihay
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 15/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
a good time! so so beautiful, i would love to live in vineland city. each character felt so unique and stylish on its on way (my favorite were modo and olivia, i love you nicola <3)
story felt a bit predictable and it moved from topic to topic way too fast, i felt it could've left a little breathing between important scenes, but not mad at all with the final project
The Testament of Ann Lee 2025
Directed by Mona Fastvold
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 13/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
amanda seyfried im sorry i wasn't your oscar voter...
i left the theater feeling a bit weird about this movie, but after sitting with my thoughts and sleeping on it, i really enjoyed it! amanda is ofc phenomenal here and her voice is as beautiful as ever, lewis pullman also didn't disappoint!! really interesting to see the last two movies from mona fastvold and brady corbet be about people coming to america for a better future.
also fun fact about my showing, age average there was probably 65 me definitely being the youngest person and there were 4 walkouts lmao, they just didn't see the vision </3
About Time 2013
Directed by Richard Curtis
RATING: ★★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 12/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
i don't know about you. but i'm feeling twenty-two
another 365 days have passed and here i am again, bawling my eyes out to this wonderful movie, it's been a year but i swear it felt like 10.
i spent the whole day thinking of what i'd write on this review, but it boils down to me just being grateful. grateful for my friends, for my family, for my job, for my life. i'm so happy and so loved, i always use this movie as a comparison to how i was a year ago, and since i've started this tradition i'm confidently able to say i've felt happier and more blessed each year that passes.
i know this was very sappy but i'm glad it was, means i'm relishing this remarkable ride!
see you guys next year :D
Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere 2026
Directed by Adrian Choa
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 11/03/2026
WHERE: Bus
WITH WHO: Alone
definitely could've used another 30 minutes or so to go even further on how these dickheads opinions and mindset affect their fans. yes it was nice to see them stumble on their words and backtrack on things they said days apart but what stuck with me the most was the dude who literally lost his brother to suicide, was homeless and starving and was still thanking justin waller and saying he and the tates were his role models, that shit was sickening to witness.
other than that im just filled with dread and sadness, to know that a concerning chunk of people my age and younger than me look up to these troglodytes and believe their lies is terrible.
Cuckoo 2024
Directed by Tilman Singer
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 08/03/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
it was ok? a tad disappointed lmao. hunter and dan were pretty good though!!
The Wrong Missy 2020
Directed by Tyler Spindel
RATING: ½
DATE WATCHED: 07/03/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Mom and Dad
my dad and i had a decent time watching this, and isnt that what really matters??
30 Minutes or Less 2011
Directed by Ruben Fleischer
RATING: ★½
DATE WATCHED: 07/03/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
watched that first scene over 30+ timed on youtube shorts
The Bride! 2026
Directed by Maggie Gyllenhaal
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 06/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Tiago
very weird, very fun!! jessie buckley as always is a treat to witness, and the markings on her face were so cunty
lowkey i get frank, movie magic man.
Pillion 2025
Directed by Harry Lighton
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 06/03/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
i dont really go here but this was a good watch! expected something way darker, but really appreciated the romcom tropes lmao. im glad colin had an overall happy ending, bro deserved it
Tenet 2020
Directed by Christopher Nolan
RATING: ★★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 01/03/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
don't try to understand it. feel it.
The Red Shoes 1948
Directed by Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger
RATING: ★★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 27/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Jazz
travelling back in time so i can see this in a packed theater and passively inhale tobacco smoke.
going to be thinking about that ballet sequence until the day i die, good lord.
O Agente Secreto 2025
Directed by Kleber Mendonça Filho
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 22/02/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Naia
assisti uma terceira vez, pq não né?
poderia ver 3 horas da dona sebastiana falando sem problemas, que mulher carismática.
Fui comunista, depois fui anarquista ou foi o contrário, não lembro
O Agente Secreto 2025
Directed by Kleber Mendonça Filho
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 21/02/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Mom
levei a minha mãe para assistir ao filme já que ela não ia ao cinema desde 2017, ela disse que teve muito sexo desnecessário, e que era tudo muito feio (ou seja, real)
eu gostei ainda mais do filme, assistindo ele pela segunda vez. wagner moura é realmente o cara e estou na torcida para que ele leve a bendita estatueta, mas além dele, volto a elogiar o elenco inteiro, aquele final funciona tão bem, dando um pouco da luz para cada dos nossos personagens secundários, mesmo aqueles que tiveram um tempo de tela limitado.
O Agente Secreto 2025
Directed by Kleber Mendonça Filho
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 20/02/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Cinema Club
QUE FILME DO CARALHO!!!
vou fazer uma review mais detalhada quando eu assistir o filme novamente, mas que filmaço!! valeu muito a pena ter esperado a estreia aqui na espanha, principalmente pq o carnaval foi essa semana kkkkkk
o cenário e o figurino maravilhosos, uma trilha sonora que fez eu querer levantar da cadeira e dançar, um elenco fenomenal, viva a arte, viva o cinema brasileiro!!
Madame Web 2024
Directed by S.J. Clarkson
RATING: ½
DATE WATCHED: 15/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Dad and Gi
very pretty to look at, nothing else stands out about it
her web connects us all 🙌🙌🙌
my dad fell asleep several times
Y2K 2024
Directed by Kyle Mooney
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 15/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
FRED DURST FOR PRESIDENT!!
also no sabia q clau era tan buena hacker, mi multitalented queen
Wedding Crashers 2005
Directed by David Dobkin
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 14/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Mom, Dad and Gi
hated how much i enjoyed this movie LMAO, reeks of the 2000s but good god what a fun time it is, also didnt know my gorgeous queen, rachel mcadams was going to be here!!!
this movie gets an even bigger praise from me because my dad didnt sleep through it, which is very rare when it comes to watching movies with him after dinner
Novocaine 2025
Directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 14/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
they are calling it the most 3/5 stars movie ever!!
chappel song followed up by a caroline polachek one… they wanted to kill me!
extremely gorey, very funny at times and jack quaid keeps proving he is one of the best nepo babies currently working!
Together 2025
Directed by Michael Shanks
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 14/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
cozy watch for vday 🤩
felt it had a lot of potential but loses steam quite quickly, and yet i cant help but ask, me and who?
No Other Choice 2025
Directed by Park Chan-Wook
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 13/02/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Cinema Club
LEFT THAT THEATER ROOM FEELING ELECTRIC!! GOOD LORD CAN THIS GUY USE A CAMERA TO ITS FULLEST
i was already very eager to watch this, but after reading the ax>, the book that inspired the movie i was even more excited, really wanted to see how he would translate 90s america to modern time south korea, and CELLPHONES!! so much of the novel works because of the setting but man did he excel at transporting it to today.
also has a KILLER soundtrack, the first confrontation with the couple, PEAK!
The Chronology of Water 2025
Directed by Kristen Stewart
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 08/02/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
watched it at the glasgow film theatre cause it wouldnt be a me trip if i didnt go to a local theater lol
incredibly solid directorial debut by kristen stewart!! such a heavy yet gorgeous movie, lidias struggles through life were very hard to watch but that ending :’)
very excited to see what else stewart has in store and to see her already pretty good directing skills develop
The Muppet Show 2026
Directed by Alex Timbers
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 04/02/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
THIS WAS SO FUN!!! hopefully they are able to make more of these, the muppets really are on a different level, and sabrina fitted right in!
Marty Supreme 2025
Directed by Josh Safdie
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 31/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Cinema Club
my thoughts are a bit all over the place, but what a picture! lil timmy tim talks a big game, but good god does he deliver, was on the edge of my seat the entire movie, ofc he killed it, and wouldn't be surprised (or that upset) if he ended up getting the little golden man in march.
tyler pleasantly surprised me, and i wished he was in it more. odessa and gwenyth were both spectacular and that fuckass mr.wonderful was decent, the 'im a vampire, i was born in 1601..' KILLED me
anyways, ik this isnt the lesson of the movie but god id kill to have a passion as strong and important as PING FUCKING PONG was to mauser
Send Help 2026
Directed by Sam Raimi
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 30/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Gi
she looked so good while covered in blood...
SAM RAIMI STILL FUCKING GOT IT BABY
Hot Rod 2007
Directed by Akiva Schaffer
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 25/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
had a BLAST watching this, they really dont make them like this anymore </3
Hot Tub Time Machine 2010
Directed by Steve Pink
RATING: ★★
DATE WATCHED: 25/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
wanted to watch a real certified stinker movie today, happy to say this one did the job!!
a product of its time, has some very funny moments and it is kind of sweet he made sure all of their lives were better once they came back
People We Meet on Vacation 2026
Directed by Brett Haley
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 24/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
I LOVE ME SOME HET SLOP!!
very fun watch, leads were both hot and had pretty good chemistry, my only complaint is that they said barcelonas heat is dry, which my sweaty ass can assure yall IT IS NOT!!!
Hamnet 2025
Directed by Chloé Zhao
RATING: ★★½
DATE WATCHED: 23/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Cinema Club
jessie buckley was INCREDIBLE, her range of emotions here was astonishing to witness. all of the children gave incredibly solid performances and ofc the standout is little hamnet, what a cute kid omg.
beautifully shot and directed, the way the camera lingers in some scenes, just 10/10 stuff!! but thats all of the praise i can give lol, not to be one of the 'the book was better' people, but THE BOOK WAS BETTER!!! idk why they decided to focus on shakespeare so much, my favorite thing about the book was how his absence was SUCH a big deal in that house!! and here, we spend what i felt like was the majority of the runtime, focusing on a very mid performance by paul mescal, which like, coming from me (paul mescals #1 fan) is saying smth LMAO
i also felt like it cut some very important scenes and shortened the ones they decided to show, like agnes first birth, which in the book is this almost like mad search for her and here we see almost no struggle to locate her in my eyes. idk, i was expecting more of it, especially because the author co-wrote the script :/
Arco 2025
Directed by Ugo Bienvenu
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 23/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
too short in my opinion, which makes the movie feel quite messy as it tries to fit so many different things in less than 90 minutes but i had a great time, started crying when arcos family finally showed up and they were much older and then when they said they were only able to find him because of mikkis carvings on the wall i SOBBED, the best animated feature winner in my eyes
the french are alright lol
The Mummy 1999
Directed by Stephen Sommers
RATING: ★★
DATE WATCHED: 18/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Discord Movie Night
aged very badly LMAO, what did they do to rachels eyebrows... oml
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple 2026
Directed by Nia DaCosta
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 18/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
absolutely in love with this movie, didnt connect as much as i did with the first one but still had an AMAZING fucking time, and i left that theater room eager for that next movie, when they showed us the house from 28 days i almost stood up and saluted the screen, NEED to know what our boy has been up to all this time!
ralph fiennes dr.kelson is easily one of the best movie characters to come out of the 2020s, his kindness and eagerness to step up to danger for the sake of others will stay with me for a VERY long time, specially nowadays where kindness seems to be rarer than ever, also 100% need his playlist lol.
will 100000% be rewatching this, theres just so much to talk and appreciate on this movie that a single watch is not enough.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2025
Directed by Mary Bronstein
RATING: ★★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 16/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Abril and Nuria
rose byrne went fucking nuclear!! i was expecting to love it, but OMG DID I FUCK WITH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!
made me anxious, nervous, powerless, exhausted and i wanted more dude, the way they use the camera just UGH, YES!!!
im a little bit all over the place with this movie, but YEAH, INSANE, WORTH THE WAIT. asap rocky and conan also killed it, wanted to smack the shit out of conan by the end, and that husband... good lord, what a piece of work.
shoutout to the hamster, i was the only person that laughed when it got squished on my showing...
sorry i put you through weird movies nuria, but i have to educate you on some real cinema every now and then <3
Breathless 1960
Directed by Jean-Luc Godard
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 16/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Abril and Nuria
absolutely revolutionary for its time!! think i enjoyed it more than i wouldve if i hadnt seen Nouvelle Vague, being able to place the sequence they shot the actual movie with where the scenes ended up was really fun, and knowing all of the extra tidbits the movie shared with us was quite slay!
nuria and abril slept through it and i do not forgive them </3
The Handmaiden 2016
Directed by Park Chan-Wook
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 11/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Discord Movie Night
im not the same person i was a movie ago...
i have my qualms with how male gazey the sex scenes were but man the story was PEAK! i expected the first plot twists but then they just kept coming, sincerely enjoyed the two leads relationship and i certainly hope they lived happy and long lives lol
Sentimental Value 2025
Directed by Joachim Trier
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 11/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Naia
hits even harder when i dont have to be constantly waking up my friend 🔥🔥
still so so good, and that beach sequence is GORGEOUS UGH
Nouvelle Vague 2025
Directed by Richard Linklater
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 10/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Cinema Club
first cinema club meeting of the year woohoo!!
hit the batchest when agnes varda showed up for like 2 minutes.
i know very little about the french new wave movement, but ill make sure to check out some of godards and the other directors movies! besides that i thought it was pretty cute, elderly people in the theater seemed to LOVE it, so im happy for them!
Rental Family 2025
Directed by Hikari
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 09/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Abril, Nuria and Jack
FIRST TIME GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH MY BEST FRIENDS THIS YEAR YIPPEE!!!
when i tell you guys i SOBBED through several moments of this movie im not kidding, has so many funny moments, but omg the sad moments hit you like a fucking truck!!!
fraser is amazing, morphing into these different personalities each client needs and this shouldve been the movie he won an oscar for, not the whale lmao. but the two characters who will stay with me the most will 100% be mia and kikuo, that funeral scene.. just incredible./p>
visually stunning as well, theres just so much to love about this movie, i will 100% be rewatching it when i need to have a good cry
Eternity 2025
Directed by David Freyne
RATING: ★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 06/01/2026
WHERE: Movie Theater
WITH WHO: Alone
SOOOO PRETTY, need more movies to look this vibrant and alive!!!
i think everyone was pretty great, but miles and da'vine stole the show every time they were together on the screen, loved all of their scenes so much! wish theyd explored the whole eternity of it all a tad more but still a pretty good movie!!
if joan had actually ended up with luke this would’ve been a VERY different review
My Blueberry Nights 2007
Directed by Wong Kar-Wai
RATING: ★★★
DATE WATCHED: 05/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
if this is his worst movie, he might just be the goat!! visually stunning, and the soundtrack hits just the right spot, pretty stacked cast, and solid performances all around, but jesus christ what did they do to natalie portmans' hair LMAO
craving some blueberry pie now, smh...
The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012
Directed by Stephen Chbosky
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 04/01/2026 (rewatch)
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Abril, Nuria and Jack
forgot how much this movie resonated with me, i love it so much, but i really cant believe that these cool weirdos didnt know 'heroes' by fucking DAVID BOWIE!
School of Rock 2003
Directed by Richard Linklater
RATING: ★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 04/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
this movie had no right going this hard, my only complaint is that ros and dewey shouldve kissed!
The Beast 2023
Directed by Bertrand Bonello
RATING: -----
DATE WATCHED: 03/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
will have to revisit this at a later date, kept being interrupted and asked things so i couldnt 100% connect with the movie, what if finding each other in every lifetime is not a blessing, but a curse?
seydoux is absolutely phenomenal and that last scream shook me to my core. mckays range here is not to be ignored!! going from a romantic man from the early 1900s to that god awful incel, THATS RANGE!!!
Some Like It Hot 1959
Directed by Billy Wilder
RATING: ★★★★★
DATE WATCHED: 02/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Jazz
I'm a man!
well, nobody's perfect!
effortlessly funny, just an overall spectacular time!! they really dont do them like this anymore </3, me and jazz came up with a pitch for a some like it hot remake, but we just add bugs bunny as another musician running away from the mob.
Uncut Gems 2019
Directed by Benny and Josh Safdie
RATING: ★★★★½
DATE WATCHED: 01/01/2026
WHERE: Home
WITH WHO: Alone
WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE, GOOD LORD WHAT A PICTURE !!!
visually stunning, those night club scenes were GREAT, obviously a fantastic performance by adam sandler but the entire cast was incredible if im honest!!!
heres to a 2026 with even more cool movies :)!
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