100 questions~

this is a questionnaire made by burypink which i found through olliveen's page, who is also a big inspiration for the vibe of my site!!

1) time and date u started this?

22:22:22 on 11/02/2026 (yes i waited to be cool, sue me).

2) asl?

21, the one i have with your mom, spain!

3) opinions on musicals?

have always loved them, got REALLY into them once i found out about team starkid on youtube and the latest one I've seen was 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' on Halloween night with some of my friends :)!

4) favorite snack?

I'll get crucified for this but, nachos with hummus, don't knock it till you try it...

5) have u ever been in love?

In the words of the talented Florence Welch: I fall in love with everyone I meet for ten minutes at least.

6) favorite pokemon?

An ever changing answer, but Smeargle, Incineroar, Gengar, Swoobat and Shuckle are my favorite guys!

7) mario kart main?

Princess Peach, absolutely adore how many cool outfits she has in Mario Kart World, but I tend to use the sightseeing one the most!

8) tf2 main?

I don't play tf2 but I fw Pyro the most.

9) do you laugh at youtube poops?

I'm brazilian, youtube poop was a fundemental part of my early internet experience.

10) are you listening to music right now?

Yes I am! currently listening to New Shapes by Charli xcx, featuring 'Christine and the Queens' and Caroline Polachek.

11) favorite shape?

The Annulus, it's literally two circles that form a ring, but it's mostly cause of the name LMAO

12) do you believe in astrology?

Not really, but I know the women I usually date do, so I completely agree with everything they say!

13) do you believe in the occult?

To an extent..? I respect it, will not mess with it. Please dear ghosts leave me alone.

14) opinions on vocaloid?

I have a Miku figure, enough said.

15) would you ever want to be a rockstar?

Nowadays? absolutely not, in the 70-80s? FUCK YEAH

16) do you easily get stressed?

That's my secret cap, I'm always stressed!

17) what is/was your favorite class in high school?

English, it was the only subject I was good at without putting any actual effort, and two of the teachers that left an impression on me the most were english teachers, shoutout Mr.Ben and Maria!

18) what pokemon type would you be? dual types are allowed lol

Normal/Ghost, but a bulky type of Pokémon, with stupid high def and SpDef.

19) rei or asuka?

Misato!!!

20) favorite html tag?

div, love filling them with bullshit spaghetti code.

21) are you religious?

yesn't!

22) opinions on nightcore?

It's not my cup of tea but I can appreacite a song or two.

23) did you go through any major phase? (emo, goth, weeaboo, etc)

I was a much prouder weeb a couple of years back and have always been really interested in goth culture but I appreciate from afar, my outfits mostly consist of jeans and concert t-shirst (ik, dripping with #swag).

24) are you good at drawing?

Not at all, but I like to doodle, specially little guys, I do really want to improve on it.

25) do you crack your joints?

YES!! I'm the type of person that needs to crack their fingers every few hours, idgaf if its bad for my joints LET THEM POP!!

26) do you read visual novels?

I played Dispatch recently and I personally think that qualifies as a Visual Novel, but besides that one no lol.

27) can you sew?

No, but I'm learning how to crochet which I know is not the same but I wanted to talk about it!

28) can you cook?

I know how to make a very basic array of dishes and I'm slowly being taught more complicated and tastier dishes by my goated mom.

29) most expensive thing you've bought?

Probably my phone, still paying that badboy.

30) opinions on cosplay?

LOVE IT! If all my plans go accordinly I will be doing my first cosplay at the end of this year :).

31) what's your most hated band/musician?

Jared Leto.

32) are you a dramatic person?

Yes, very much so.

33) what emoticon do you use most?

:) and ^^'

34) can a miracle certainly occur?

Yes..?

35) would you let a vampire suck ur blood?

I've been a fan of twilight since I was 8, the answer is obviously yes.

36) do you have a celebrity crush?

I have MANY celebrity crushes, but my main one is her

37) do you like snow?

I've experienced snow ONCE in my entire lifetime, as I lived my entire childhood in Brazil and the part of Spain I live doesn't snow very often, so I'd say im indifferent about it.

38) were you really into greek mythology as a kid?

Nope, really enjoyed the Percy Jackson movies though.

39) what are some things you could competently deliver a speech on?

The stuff I do for work, the Pokémon franchise, Dragon Ball Z, why generative AI is bad for humanity, Minecraft and why going to the movies by yourself is a great way to start to deal with public anxiety.

40) are you good at spelling?

I wouldn't say I'm bad at it lmao...

41) which touhou wud u fuk?

Idk what that is, and the first thing that popped up were anime girls that look like children so NONE OF THEM!!

42) do you think there's going to be a robot takeover?

I don't think so, but if I think about it too much my head starts to hurt and I get real sad about it.

43) HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??!?!??!?!

In my humble opinion science hasn't gone far enough.

44) would you be an angel or devil?

I'd rock as a biblically accurate angel.

45) sine, cosine, or tangent?

My brain wasn't able to differenciate them when I was in high school and I would always lose my mind over it so none of them :D!

46) do you like licorice?

No, and anyone who does and goes out of their way to eat it is crazy to me.

47) whats one thing you cant stand that everyone else loves?

I don't think there's anything I *CAN'T* stand but I don't really care about the movie 'No Country For Old Men' it was a good movie, but not the masterpiece some people say it is.

48) what books did you like as a kid?

Dreaded reading as a kid, which is very unfortunate because I know I missed out on some really good stuff, but that's okay because I'm making up for lost time!

49) can you play any instruments?

I've had a guitar for the past 7 years, it's gathering dust on my living room. I can sing okish though, love me some karaoke.

50) what song would you want to play at your wedding?

So I have two songs, first one is 'Il mondo' by Jimmy Fontana and 'Like Real People Do' by Hozier.

51) do you believe in reincarnation?

No, but I wouldn't be upset if it was real.

52) finish the sentence: I'm just a guy who ______

Who's a little quirked up with it.

53) have you been to another continent?

Yes! I was born in South America, now I live in Europe.

54) whats your worst habit?

Picking at my skin, I *LOVE* popping pimples and peeling scabs, I KNOW I shouldn't do it, but my ape brain sees scab picks scab.

55) favorite vegetable?

Potato.

56) whats something stupid that scared the shit outta you as a kid?

The dark, slept with the corridor light on until i was 12 and needles, I would ask my dad to squeeze my hand as hard as he could so that pain was bigger than the pain of the needle entering my body.

57) whats one of your guilty pleasures?

Don't have one, I don't feel guilty about my pleasures.

58) would you rather be a ghost or a vampire?

Vampire, but only if I'm rich, if I had to work a 9 to 5 I'd just walk into the sun.

59) what do you fear most?

Not being able to give my future partner and children a good life.

60) do you sleep with any plushies?

Nope, but i used to sleep with a Minecraft zombie plushie my mom got me from one of her trips to Switzerland.

61) what hobby do you just not understand?

Funko Pop collecting, deeply boring and a waste of money.

62) do you like the taste of alcohol?

To the dismay of younger me, I very much do, love getting drunk with the people I love.

63) are you a hopeless romantic?

No, but I'm a big yearner, i love yearning.

64) which deadly sin best fits you?

Sloth, I'm just a lazy guy :3

65) which of your physical features do you like the most?

My hair is the feature I like the most, but since I've started to workout I really enjoy my arms and shoulders.

66) are your ears pierced?

No :(

67) have you ever been in a physical fight?

Yes, I used to get bullied for being latino, I tried to talk it out but sometimes you just GOTTA hit a motherfucker.

68) where do you buy your clothes?

A big outlet near where I live, a brazilian store whenever I visit the country for underwear and concerts for most of my t-shirts.

69) where would you live if you could live anywhere?

I don't think I've been to enough places in the world to be able to safely say where I'd spend the rest of my life, but as of right now, probably in an affordable apartment in my city.

70) do believe in magic? or is it all a trick?

Yeah, why not?

71) have you read umineko when they cry? you should!

Does not seem like the type of thing I'd be into.

72) what is the worst chore to do?

I hate taking out the trash, it doesn't take a long time to complete nor is it hard, but I just don't fuck with it.

73) what did your parents almost name you?

Guilherme, which is a fine name, but I don't think I fit it at all.

74) what would you want your name to be if you were not your current gender?

I fuck with my name, it works for all genders

75) what were your first words?

Vovó, which is grandma in Portuguese!

76) what do you want your last words to be?

no céu tem pão?

77) when did you first regularly start going online?

I think back in 2011, the daughter of one of my parents friends introduced me to club penguin and my life was never the same!

78) what year do you miss the most?

Not a year, but like the 10 to 12 age range, not having worries and just being able to be a kid and enjoy things without putting much thought to it was nice.

79) are you psychic?

Nuh uh.

80) would you fuck a clone of yourself? you're not allowed to kill yourself.

What the hell, sure.

81) what do you use to listen to music?

Spotify, but only because my dad pay for a family plan, as soon as he stops I'm moving to another streaming platform

82) whats the biggest city you've been to?

Probably São Paulo a.k.a. the city where I was born, we are literally the biggest city in South America.

83) favorite animal?

Orangutan.

84) what web browser do you use?

FIREFOX BABYYYY FUCK CHROME, UBLOCKS MY GOAT BITCH!!!

85) are you allergic to kitty cats???????????

No and I'd be quite sad if I were, as soon as I have my own place I'll adopt a pair of cats.

86) do you like energy drinks?

I used to drink one a day on my last two years of highschool, I know I'm already probably fucked but I avoid them at all costs nowadays.

87) would ever spend money on tf2 unusuals/csgo skins/gacha pulls/etc

I would, and I have...

88) when do you usually go to bed?

Midnight when I work from home, 23:00 when I have to go to the office.

89) how often do you wash your hair?

Every day, which I know is not healthy but FUCK, washing my hair is my way of self soothing after a long day at work.

90) would you download a car?

YESSIR!

91) what was your favorite show as a kid?

Ben 10 for sure, but special mention to the Pokémon anime, The Simpsons, American Dad and Regular Show.

92) whats the silliest hat you own?

Bucket hat that has a portugal flag, I don't own many silly hats, but I aim to change that since I'm learning crochet.

93) what album/song do you're feeling angsty

Lucy Dacus' Home Video.

94) do you make OCs?

I make DND characters and since none of the campaigns I play actually have a proper ending they just become part of my character Limbo, so yes?

95) whats the goofiest thing you do when completely alone?

Talk in a squeaky voice so I don't lose my mind when doing boring stuff.

96) do you like fireworks?

Nope.

97) favorite painter?

Vincent van Gogh, but I recently visited the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum and absolutely adored all of the Glasgow Boys work.

98) favorite numbers?

12 and 1738.

99) what genre of vidya gaems are you really good at? (fps, fightan, danmaku, racing, whatever)

I used to be goated at Overwatch but I lowkey suck now.

100) time and date you finished this?

23:43:51 on 11/02/2026!